Insanity

Definition: A relatively permanent disorder of the mind
or
Unrelenting obsessive pursuit of a device that is unproven, lacking in features, ridiculoulsy expensive and guaranteed to be obsoloete in just a few days.

I give you, the iPhone

Unless you have been living in a cave with Osama Bin Laden for the past several months, you have seen or heard about this phone. And you want one. If you are honest you just admit it and will line up when instructed, step to the counter, speak clearly "One iPhone please", sllde to the left, hand over a credit card, sign on the line, grab your bag and exit quickly.

Please don't ask any questions and screw this up for the guy in line behind you. If you are foolish enough to ask questions like "How much does this cost?" or "Can I take a look at it?", you will almost ceratinly hear

"NO PHONE FOR YOU!!!"

Now where did I leave my Diazepam